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Our first 2023 Watch Party, to ease us in, was Angry Red Planet. The film has a weird flash-back structure, presumably to stretch out the running time (85 minutes, I think). The characters are utter cliches--tough commander, beautiful woman, older scientist, Odious Comic Relief from Brooklyn. Yeah, they went the full ten yards on…

Happy Friday, everyone! Is it me, or do the people on these covers also seem to focus on the wrong stuff? "Pete! Where'd he got the candle?! And how did he light it, he wasn't buried with matches? *gasp* *choke* Also, George was near-sighted! How can his living corpse see anything without his glasses?!"…

Nice rack. (Do you see what I did there?)

I think we're looking at the origin of the phrase "lazy bones." Man, talk about a budget burial.

My favorite version of Huck Finn. Wheeeeeee! Skeletons!

To her abject horror, Doris realized she had neglected to cancel this secondary landline all those years ago and had instead been paying for it all this time. I was going to do a joke about Bob Newhart still workshopping some new material, but, you know, he's still alive. Happy 2023, everyone! Watch Party…

Happy New Year! Another year! Yikes! Now I know how Imhotep felt. Anyway, I hope everyone has a great holiday weekend. Watch someting stupid. Our first watch party of 2023 will be next Friday.

Watch out, gender flipped James Dean! Not the same woman, as her boobs are clearly smaller. Great monster, though.

That woman...she's hauntingly familiar...did I know her in a previous life? I like weeks where it feels like Tuesday but it's actually Wednesday. Neat.