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Boy, something spooky in a mirror. That's fresh.Following Elves, we got Ice Pirates. Sadly, I couldn't find a still of the Space Herpes. I always found this film more dumb than entertaining--it's big gag, after all, is "space herpes"--but sometimes you come back to a film expecting it to be terrible and it's not…

Following Plan 9, we got arguably the Fest's one traditional stinker (Plan 9 is its own thing), Elves. A classic '80s DTV mix of incest, mysticism, Nazi, Dan Haggarty and really inexpressive puppets, it's the real deal. And hey, if you want to see a guy in a Santa suit get stabbed in the…

The fourth movie was Cobra Woman. People were excited, until I explained they were thinking of Cult of the Cobra. Still, Cobra Woman was a fun south sea adventure featuring Jon Hall (Beach Girls and the Monster), Sabu (Jungle Hell) and Maria Martez. It was the second film to feature twin princesses, one good…

The third movie at B-Fest (shifted from the second) was Ticks, and was probably my favorite movie this year. I like big bug movies to start with, and I love making the ticks about apple-sized. They are big enough to be scary, but small enough to skitter around in a very frightening manner. This…

The sponsor of the scheduled second film hadn't arrived, so the show runners swapped the third and second movies. Now the second film was Voyage of the Rock Aliens, which is sort of a mix of those old Avalon / Funnicello beach movies and the Darkness video that also featured space tentacles. As with…

Ugh, back to reality, I guess. After 12 days of running around I was really fried. Don't get me wrong, I loved B-Fest and Basement Fest and seeing everyone. Even so, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't *really* looking forward to getting some alone time this weekend.The first feature of B-Fest was…

Yikes! B-Fest this weekend whether I'm ready or not.

Unusual, maybe, but weird? I don't know.Happy (??) Monday. This is B-Fest Weekend. So expect a hiatus on MotDs starting on Thursday. Thanks!

The Doctor Who Channel on YouTube has added the six-parter Web of Fear, starring the 2nd Doctor. It's a pivotal episode as it introduces UNIT and the first appearance of (then) Colonel Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart. The Yetis are great, adorable and menacing at the same time. One of the episodes was lost, audio only, so…

"I'm tired of these muthaf***** snakes in this muthaf****** safe!" Seems to me you'd need to switch out the snakes every 20 minutes or so, so I'm not sure how efficient this is.