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Her real complaint is, "skeletons don't make a lot of money. Look at this cheap ass ring!" (Also, dude, clearly you're wearing a toupee--you're a skeleton.) Happy Friday Eve, everyone.

That's not as impressive of a skeleton as it looks. That's the Tidy Bowl Man out on a date.* (*Tidy Bowl Man. That's still a topical reference, right? The kids still know who that is, right?)

Someday Jennifer Lawrence will also pioneer women in comic books having agency, just like she did in action movies. Until then, well, I guess we get this stuff. Also, are these the same two chumps from yesterday's cover? Yeesh.

Michael Jackson finally did one surgery too many. "Oh, and also, a man with a skull head is running towards us with a huge dagger.  So after gawking at the talking heads, also look at that, I guess. Also, I just bought this dress and now it's got a rip in it!" "Screw you,…

It's weirdly difficult to find a picture from the recently dropped Skull Island anime (or anime-influenced cartoon) on Netflix. That doesn't seem like a good sign. I watched like half of it, and it was fine. That was a while ago, though, so it's not like I was inspired to finish the show immediately.…

Netflix largely redeemed itself (at least with me) by co-funding the anime series Godzilla Singular Point. It wasn't perfect, but it had a load of monsters like Rodan and Anguius and reinterpreted them in, again at least to me, interesting and entertaining ways. Not a perfect show, but a quantum leap forward from their…

So it was quite a while between the Hanna-Barbera Godzilla cartoon and Netflix' trilogy of anime Godzilla movies in 2017. The wait was NOT worth it. Nobody should like the idea of Godzilla and anime more than me--although 2017 might have been before I really got going with that, and I did rather like…

"...and God-ZOOOOO-keee dadadada" Gack. Also hate that back plate up on his head. Just doesn't look right. The similar cartoon following the TriStar "Godzilla" movie was far better, but, you know, it was "Godzilla", so I'm going to skip it. As just a giant monster cartoon, though, it was pretty good.

Netflix is making a push in animated series revolving around the classic Japanese (and in this case, American) kaiju; Godzilla, King Kong (recently posted) and soon to come, Gamera. These has mostly flown under the radar, possible because the anime Godzilla movies they streamed were TERRIBLE. However, let's take a look at these monster…