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Yes, those spear guns should definitely do the job.

First of all, imitating Aquaman is not the way to go. Second, two titles seems kind of needy. And "Challenge of the Fish Champions"?

I’m sure I have a copy of this floating around somewhere, but I’ve never seen it. I should dig that out.

Toho made three pretty similar movies, although sadly I can't find a good still for Secret of the Telegian. This is the only one commercially available on DVD.

Watch out for this guy when he gets steamed.

OK, so we finished up our B-Fest monsters yesterday, due to the monster famine in the line-up's second half. So let's move on. This is the third of Toho's interesting, Hammer-influenced 'Vampire' trilogy, although if I remember correctly, it's more of a ghost story. I have copies of these, I should really break them…

Forgot this one! It played between Frogs and Plan 9. Again, though, after Yongary there were no more monsters for the Fest's final half.

Unsurprisingly, I considered posting some of the other ghouls from Plan 9, but decided to hold them in reserve for B-Fests to come. Here's the Fest's final monster, from Korea's extremely weird stab at a Toho-style kaiju flick. It remains most notable for having the most obnoxious Kenny ever. Personally, I would have gone…

Have I really never featured Plan 9 as MotD before? Seems weird. Anyway, this was the usual midnight show, and as usually, I napped through it because I’ve seen it a million times before. It’s still great, though.

  So the Metalstorm finally let up (get it?), and we moved onto this classic enviro-horror pic. It starred (of course) Ray Milland in fully grouchy mode and a young Sam Eliot--who never looks right without his mustache--as folks at a remote Florida vacation house threatened by just about all animals and bugs. Actually,…