Not Monster of the Day #22
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Not Monster of the Day #22

What Waits Below (1984). I'm not sure I'd even heard of this one. On the other hand, it has one of those generic titles that refuses to fix a movie in your mind. Basically, it's an American update of one of those Amicus "lost civilization" movies that they ground out after Land that Time…
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Monster of the Day #3702
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Monster of the Day #3702

Look, obscurities like Cyborg Cop II are fine. It's fun to find new (to us) weird, often foreign, movies to share. But sometimes, you should remember to dance with the girl that brought you. I can't remember if it was because some of the kids were in attendance, but we decided to watch Ebirah…
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Not Monster of the Day #20
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Not Monster of the Day #20

If Michael Flatley's Blackbird was sadly boring, the day was saved by the anti-boredom Ölüm Savaşçısı (1984). The guys behind Turkish Star Wars made this rogue cop film, including the star of Turkish Star Wars, that Tim Thomerson-looking guy. Here he plays basically Dirty Harry if he were brundleflied with Rambo. Now, to be…
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Not (?) Monster of the Day #19
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Not (?) Monster of the Day #19

If there's anything Bad Drama fans like, it's a vanity film. They are nearly uniformly driven by the ego of the person behind them, and then they tend to be weird and horrible. Chad R and I are the two big Bad Drama guys in our crowd, and for years we'd been looking for…
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Not Monster of the Day #18
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Not Monster of the Day #18

Mike and Jamie kicked in their own suggestion; 2012's A Fantastic Fear of Everything. It's Martin Scorsese's After Hours if the protagonist was crazy to start with. The movie is quite good and benefits from a typically great Simon Pegg as the paranoid central character. If you like manic black comedies that still have…
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Monster of the Day #3700
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Monster of the Day #3700

It's an old English tradition to tell ghost stories on Christmas. Hence the lyric in The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, "There'll be scary ghost stories, and tales of the glories..." M.R. James would generally write a ghost story for Christmas every year, eventually cementing his reputation as the greatest author of them.…
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Not (?) Monster of the Day #17
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Not (?) Monster of the Day #17

VANNA WHITE AT HER MOST EXPRESSIVE IN THE GODDESS OF LOVE Friday was our Discord Watch Party. NBC briefly tried to make Vanna White a thing by building a 1988 TV movie around her. To give her the best possible chance at success, it was basically a remake of the previous year's Mannequin. Aphrodite…
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Monster of the Day #3699
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Monster of the Day #3699

We followed Zontar with the less well know (oddly), The Black Zoo. It's about (duh) a murderous zookeeper, and it's one of Herman Cohen's English films. So if guessed that the murderous zookeeper was played to icy perfection by Michael Gough, and that his character has a troubled teen character he keeps under his…
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Watch Party tomorrow!

Man, I've got to track these. I completely forgot. Basically now that it's on Discord we don't have a dedicated URL to send out. Just check in to Discord and go to my page. Otherwise we haven't had many technical issues, as long as we stick with YouTube anyway. I hope to see you…
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