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Well, if anything was going to sell me a car....

A lot of these people die, right? Given the level of violence portrayed against them, I have to think so. I always thought these commercials must be a prequel to the Yeti slasher film Night of the Demon, which features one of cinema's several Horrible Deaths Suffered by Someone Trapped in Their Sleeping Bag.

I'm pretty sure I had these (or most of them) at one point.

I really kind of miss these guys, but what the heck was this fellow? Still, far more friendly-looking than his Philippine relative.

As predicted yesterday by you guys, finding a picture I could post of Ms. May was a bit of a task. This one is extra monster-y, though.

If you had to pick one movie to define 'schlock'....

Watched this yesterday, streamed from YouTube onto my TV set. Man, there were so many of these. I've done entire weeks of them and here's another. (Unless this was featured and I lost track, which is possible.) I might write up a couple of comments on what I watched over the weekend and post…

KISS was an obvious choice, given their pedigree (partying on Halloween with Paul Lynde, fighting both the Phantom of the Park and Dr. Doom). It still seemed a little on the nose, those. I almost went with the Dead Elvi (whose music if more up my alley), but I wasn't sure their rockabilly sound…

This is easily the scariest band, since it reminds one of Jim Hensen's Dinosaurs and (blecch!!!) Theodore Rex.

Sad to see a band that relies so heavily on sax and violins.* Hat tip to Eric B for the suggestions, since I'm hopeless on music stuff. [*Given the photo, I assume I'm actually just stealing the band's joke.]