Posts by Ken Begg

Dude! Not during my dance number! Not cool! or Reverse-Whack-a-Mole

Low self-esteem leads to binge eating leads to low self-esteem leads to....

OK, that "monster" is clearly the victim here. "Sorry, brah, that chick digs dudes who kill monsters."

Death by embarrassing monster! T(ween) Fest is a week from Saturday. Yikes!

Another very nice cover. And the monster design evokes Giger while not seeming slavish. I think the guy in the background is Sukia's gay sidekick, who needless to say got *lots* of action himself. Hey, it was the '70s. Ulula, the Vampirella-looking chick from earlier in the week who was actually a werewolf, also…

Don't be misled. He's trying to warn them they're about to do it in a patch of poison ivy. Sukia was a vampire, in case you where wondering.

He's not just the president, he's also a client. Jeez, lady, learn how to dress for your surroundings. And what's with the womanspreading?

Vampira's punk phase was solely an attempt to get back at...at, uh, her...dammit, I just can't think of a punchline.

It struck me that I better take advantage of GalaxyJane being out of country to post some more lurid material, so that I don't have to worry about her going on one of her trademark epic angry rants about misogyny and the Patriarchy and microtriggers and accusing me of mansplaining the moment I try…

See, this makes you want to watch the movie, but it's a trap.