The Unbearable Helplessness of Being…

One week ago today I took my niece to see some Godzilla movies in the theater. It was great, and the only pea under the mattress was that it was also (of course) the one night that the Kyoto Animation film Sound! Euphonium the Movie was playing in theaters. At least with subtitles, as…

KyoAni burned down by arson, at least 23 people murdered…

Sorry to be a huge bummer. I just heard about this after waking up. Kyoto Animation, who has produced more anime masterpieces than anyone this side of Ghibli, has been burned down by some murderous asshole. The BBC reports at least 23 people are dead. There are some literally world-level talents working at KyoAni,…
Monster of the Day #1964

Monster of the Day #1964

Speaking of films that look better in the poster, here's the Japanese art for Giant Spider Invasion. (!) I wonder if this is a cinema poster or a home video cover? I think it's funny that it reached Japan in either way, but could it possibly have played in theaters?
Monster of the Day #1963

Monster of the Day #1963

I guess I'm not surprised that Japan knows how to sell a giant monster film, but man, this does not reflect what I know about this movie. If this was an accurate poster, I would have been there first day buying my ticket.
Monster of the Day #1962

Monster of the Day #1962

We'll see if the niece wants to make it to a third movie (after a dinner break), and if she does, what she makes of this. Frankly, if she bails and I can get her back home in time--it's a bit of a hike--I'll probably instead try to make that evening's showing of Sound!…
Monster of the Day #1961

Monster of the Day #1961

The G-Fest film I'm really excited about, of course, is Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster. (Ghidrah, back in my day.) It's hard to explain how incredible Ghidrah was back then, a monster so powerful that it took Toho's Big Three combined to defeat it. Plus the first combined universe mash-up since the Universal monster…
Monster of the Day #1960

Monster of the Day #1960

Sorry, I didn't get my roundtable piece done (neither did anyone else), so I'm going to shoot for next weekend. Please contribute a piece if you would like. Any length is fine, it doesn't have to be a big review or anything. This is another short week for me, as I took off Thursday…
Monster of the Day #1959

Monster of the Day #1959

It's hard to find a good still from this one, which is weird, because the print on Amazon Prime is quite good and shows the monster pretty cleanly. I guess an old DVD copy or something must have been lousy. Anyway, I'll write up a few notes on this one and post it as…