B-Movie haiku

my typewriter screams
at me i’m not fond of that
garden hose either

  • The Lonely Lady
    It is a horrible film
    Wouldn’t you agree?

  • I actually wrote a review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians that didn’t mention Pia Zadora once. I think that’s illegal.
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    Kirk is forced to meet
    God; a secret pain for him
    Ego crushes all

  • beconingchasm:
    Of course, that’s “Star Trek V – The Final Frontier”.

    Hey Ken, that last haiku actually made me laugh out loud (no mean feat).

  • Try this (it’s more obscure for those who don’t know me}:

    I sing the body
    electric, yet squeamishly
    I offer choice meat

  • I am totally nude come see me. Take a bit for all pics and movies to load.

    Why do I do this I like to make men blow their jiz in their pants.

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  • Help me Dude, I think I’m lost….. I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I’m sure I saw him in a car lot yesterday, which is really strange because the last time I saw him was in the supermarket. No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing “Love me Tender”. He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) “Boy, you need to get yourself a San Diego cosmetic surgery doctor ,to fit into those blue suede shoes of yours. But Elvis said in the Ghetto nobody can afford a San Diego plastic surgery doctor. Dude I’m All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I’ll have me another cheeseburger. Then I’m gonna go round and see Michael Jackson and we’re gonna watch a waaaay cool make-over show featuring some Tijuana dentists on the TV in the back of my Hummer. And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . . “You give me love and consolation,
    You give me strength to carry on ” Strange day or what? :-)

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