B-Movie haiku

Updated on March 24, 2005 By Ken Begg 7 Comments

the future is bleak,
man-scrunchies and the terror
of inline skating

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  • Prayer of the Rollerboys? It’s depressing that I’m guessing about FILMS I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN.

  • That’s not depressing.

    I have seen all these movies. That’s depressing.

  • Hmmmm, Solarbabies, maybe?

    It’s frightening that I can even REMEMBER that title.

  • Pardon me for wading in:

    His gut expanding
    blots out the oil poisoned ground
    Still I hear his speech

    (sorry)

  • hi, nice blog, very interesting material…will be sure to visit again.

  • Mr. Blue

    My turn:
    Big slob walks in house
    Slow car chase and drug hijack
    Where’d John Saxon go?

  • Nice to see new folks visiting the blog, especially young ladies who used to be–or still are–a member of the armed forces. Thanks sincerely for your service, Karma. Check out her web site, it’s a hoot. (A ‘hoot’. Am I dating myself?)