Rock Baker’s Video Cheese: Mysterious Two (1979/1982)

Editor Ken: Apologies for the dearth of stills. This film isn’t particularly well documented, even on the web.

“An enigmatic man and woman promise some vague enlightenment for their cult-like followers, but what are they really up to?”

A young Robert Englund plays a good guy! He’s a deputy in a small desert town. I found that worth noting.

Mysterious Two was a failed pilot for a series that never materialized. That’s too bad because, while well-produced, the pilot leaves a lot of mystery to it’s titular Two. (Not only did it not go to series, but the release was held back for three years!)

Okay, there’s this pair of enigmatic characters, He and She, who are spreading some sort of gospel. The exact nature of these two is never made clear, but there are hints that they’re supposed to be from another planet. They travel the country and preach a vague message about promised enlightenment, gathering together followers who are eager to join in some sort of journey (to the stars?).

He and She promise a revival-type meeting where the fortunate ones will be chosen and taken away. Eager to join He and She, both families and individuals have abandoned their lives and sold their possessions. A huge crowd gathers in the appointed location, filled with both followers and skeptics.

The authorities are convinced He and She are con artists. A reporter believes so too, but has a hunch they’re even more dangerous. A young flute-player comes to the gathering to find his girlfriend, who just up and left him to be with He and She. There’s a lot of mysterious stuff going on, and we can’t tell if He and She are con artists, Martians, or false prophets, but the pair shows up in a tent filled with light and invite Those Who Are Chosen to leave with them.

The next day, the left-over crowd wakes to find they had all blacked out. The tent is gone, and so are the people who went inside, including the reporter, and the flute-player and his girl. Don’t read further if you wish to see the film. While largely without resolution, it is pretty intriguing should you wish to give it a go.

The Chosen Ones find themselves on a school bus headed into the desert. When the bus breaks down, the stranded people begin to bicker, until He and She lead them to an abandoned missile site over the hill. There, the people are herded into separate buildings and made to wait for some sort of cleansing process. This involves green light, but we’re not let in on much else.

In a disturbing subplot, He and She arrive to help a pregnant woman and take her away. When she turns up later, she’s no longer pregnant and has no memory of being so! Even creepier, the others have forgotten her condition as well! The flute-player, not totally committed to He and She to begin with, gets antsy and tries to find help.

Although held back a couple of times, our hero does manage to escape and returns with the police only to find everyone has vanished. He then follows He and She across the country with the intentions of shutting them down. Again, things are left pretty open-ended, and we never uncover the mystery of the Two, yet the film is still thought-provoking and well-made. I’d say it’s worth a look.

The film is based on real cult movements that spread across the country in the 70’s and early 80’s, a time when the occult and the paranormal were in vogue. Among the inspirations, a flying saucer cult that eventually morphed into the Heaven’s Gate cult which committed mass suicide before the turn of the century.

That lends a disturbing reality to the events we see unfold, despite the touches of the fantastic that give rise to more questions than answers. Certainly the film can’t be faulted on it’s title, the Two in question are indeed quite Mysterious! (The production title, according to the Database, was Follow Me If You Dare.)

Interesting cast. John Forsythe and Priscilla Pointer play the title figures, and they are joined by Noah Beery Jr., Vic Tayback, and Robert Pine, in addition to the previously mentioned Robert Englund.*

[*Editor Ken: The film also stars James Stephens, who played the lead character James Hart on the excellent TV series The Paper Chase. Running opposite Happy Days when that was the number one show on television, its initial CBS run was cut brutally short. After the show emigrated to Showtime (perhaps the very first program to go to from free TV to pay cable) and eventually ran its course, Mr. Stephens co-starred on The Father Dowling Mysteries.]

Rock Baker is a professional comic book artist and one-time PR agent for Pet Rocks.

  • Ericb

    I remember watching this when it was first broadcast and found it very creepy.  I hope it gets a DVD release someday.

  • Ericb

    duh, I just saw the DVD cover at the bottom.

  • wallyballou

    Eight bucks on Amazon with free shipping for Prime.
     

  • Gamera977

    I have to ask- so it’s not a sequel to ‘The Mysterious One’?  

  • Calypso

    Was it held back from release because of the massacre at Jonestown?

  • Possibly, although I couldn’t uncover enough details to say for sure. Pop tells me there was an actual cult movement lead by a He and She, or something similar. Possibly they heard of the film and took legal action? I’m sure that would have delayed release.

    Wasn’t there a TV movie actually about the Jonestown incident?

  • Calypso

    Rock–you’re right, there was one, in 1980 (I didn’t remember it, but a Google check turned it up).
    Thanks for the review, btw. It sounds like a goodie. 

  • Ericb

    ” Pop tells me there was an actual cult movement lead by a He and She, ”
     
    The He and She cult eventually evolved into the Heaven’s Gate cult (the UFO cult which had the mass suicide in 1997) which, in hindsight, makes the movie extra creepy.  Google Heaven’s Gate and you can find the sad story (I had posted a web address before but that put my post in moderation limbo).

    There was a TV movie about the Jonestown tragedy made within a few years of the event.

  • I don’t want to oversell it, but I found it pretty intriguing. All in all, a well made TV movie of the era, just without much resolution. You could certainly do worse for an evening’s entertainment.

  • Okay, thanks for the info. I wasn’t sure if they were connected. There were quite a few of these movements that sprung up in the 70’s.