Monster of the Day #505

Why does the ape have Conway Twitty hair???

 I think she was after the ‘beehive’ look, but the stylest got all flustered. So she ate him.
QUEEN KONG, right?

Queenie!

Sadly, I don’t have enough Brit Apes to fill out a week. Yesterday’s beastie was Mammoth Kong, from an episode of the venerable Japanese TV show Gekko Kamen.

OMG, it does have boobs, yow!

There are times when I question my dedication to obscure monster movies. What little I’ve heard about QUEEN KONG doesn’t make me all that eager to see it.

This does remind me, though, when 2005′s travesty KING KONG was released, I was looking forward to the flood of giant-ape knock-off movies with big rubber suits. I didn’t get any, and I still feel ripped off by that.  The lack of giant monster ape movies might have been easier to take had Peter Jackson not taken my childhood hero and turned him into a mad man. That was just a bad year for me.

Fake! You can see the strings!