B-movie haiku

Updated on March 24, 2005 By Ken Begg 2 Comments

her clothes hurt my eyes
yet I wish she’d keep them on
when snapping photos

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  • Governor Breck

    That’s Double Agent 73! I recently watched that one and Lord, I wished I had taken your advice and skipped it. But nooo, I had to see the horror for myself. Let that be a lesson to all you kids at home: listen to your Uncle Kenny.

  • Oh dear God why didn’t I see that…

    No, wait, let me rephrase.

    Thank God I didn’t see that. Why didn’t I realize that was what the Haiku was about…