Monster of the Day #321

Worst version of Beowulf ever.

  • Ericb

    Does it shrink when you put it in the dryer?

  • BeckoningChasm

    Ah, the very first review I ever read at Jabootu.

  • MatthewF

    Jake wondered why he was the only player at the fantasy role play dressed like the Dulux Dog.

  • Gamera

    Fantasy role call!

    Elf: Check!
    Dwarf: Check!
    Halfling: We’re subsituting a gnome- check!
    Humanoid Sheep Dog: WTH!?!

  • Ericb

    There’s a furry joke in here somewhere but I don’t want to make it.

  • roger h

    So, why is it that Chewbacca doesn’t like to talk about his oldest son?

  • fish eye no miko

    Aw, who’s a good boy? You are! Yes, you are!
    [scratches behind his ear]

  • Okay this is a movie I am completely unfamiliar with and not even ashamed to admit it.

    What an outfit. Is it a kid’s movie? It’s worse than the costumes in Red Riding Hood vs. The Monsters.

  • Rock Baker

    Actually, if I hadn’t read the Wizards of the Lost Kingdom review, I’d assume this came from a Dr. Who episode.

  • BeckoningChasm

    If I may quote:

    Gulfax looks exactly like a hundred dollar ‘mascot’ costume from an underfunded theme park called ‘Yeti Land.’

    That still makes me laugh.

  • fish eye no miko

    Rock Baker said: “Actually, if I hadn’t read the Wizards of the Lost Kingdom review, I’d assume this came from a Dr. Who episode.”

    Tom Baker really needs a haircut…

  • Flangepart

    “Dude, sorry about the hairball in the King’s study.really.”

  • zombiewhacker

    Wasn’t that guy married to Cher at one time?

  • Nah, still better than the CGI one.