Monster of the Day #321 Updated on September 14, 2011 By Ken Begg 14 Comments Worst version of Beowulf ever. Tweet Pin It Related PostsMonster of the Day #1571 (May 26, 2017) Monster of the Day #1570 (May 25, 2017) Monster of the Day #1569 (May 24, 2017) Monster of the Day #1568 (May 23, 2017) Monster of the Day #1567 (May 22, 2017) By Ken Begg http://jabootu.net Ericb Does it shrink when you put it in the dryer? BeckoningChasm Ah, the very first review I ever read at Jabootu. MatthewF Jake wondered why he was the only player at the fantasy role play dressed like the Dulux Dog. Gamera Fantasy role call! Elf: Check! Dwarf: Check! Halfling: We’re subsituting a gnome- check! Humanoid Sheep Dog: WTH!?! Ericb There’s a furry joke in here somewhere but I don’t want to make it. roger h So, why is it that Chewbacca doesn’t like to talk about his oldest son? fish eye no miko Aw, who’s a good boy? You are! Yes, you are! [scratches behind his ear] Sandy Petersen Okay this is a movie I am completely unfamiliar with and not even ashamed to admit it. What an outfit. Is it a kid’s movie? It’s worse than the costumes in Red Riding Hood vs. The Monsters. Rock Baker Actually, if I hadn’t read the Wizards of the Lost Kingdom review, I’d assume this came from a Dr. Who episode. BeckoningChasm If I may quote: Gulfax looks exactly like a hundred dollar ‘mascot’ costume from an underfunded theme park called ‘Yeti Land.’ That still makes me laugh. fish eye no miko Rock Baker said: “Actually, if I hadn’t read the Wizards of the Lost Kingdom review, I’d assume this came from a Dr. Who episode.” Tom Baker really needs a haircut… Flangepart “Dude, sorry about the hairball in the King’s study.really.” zombiewhacker Wasn’t that guy married to Cher at one time? The Bog Man Nah, still better than the CGI one.