Monster of the Day #3627

Father Time. The one monster who *always* wins.

Still enough time for a Watch Party this week, though. (I mean, probably.) 7:45 CST this week.

  • Jeez is that a creepy image.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Tonight's blue ray review comes from a special guest–

    "Hi kids. Count Floyd here, welcoming you to another episode of Monster Chiller Horror Theatre! [howls, laughs] Oh, we got a really good one this time, kids, I'm not fooling you. I know sometimes the movies, er, stink, but this one got a Special Mention at the Greater Southern Pittsburgh Fear-Fest! They don't fool around down there!

    "Now, Count Floyd hasn't seen this one, but just listen to this cast: Woody Tobias Jr as 'a perpetually grunting man-freak-beast dressed in Nazi-garb semi-terrorizes the French countryside.' Ooo hoo hoo! That sounds like it will scare you right out of your tennis shoes! Also in the cast are Lola Heatherton, Pirini Scleroso, Bill Needle with a shotgun, and a cast of…more!

    "So come on kids, settle down, and let's watch DEVIL STORY! [howls, laughs]"