Monster of the Day #3484

“No, no, I don’t want to go back to work!”

All right, it’s Monday, but the Monday before T-Fest weekend. I’ll be flying into Dallas on Thursday. I look forward to seeing some of you this weekend.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Something is wrong with that skull. Is he the ghost of one of the Stooges, hit on the head too many times?

  • A super intelligent Death is stalking the world strangling people. You can tell by the shape of the skull.

    OR:

    “While it looks like I’m strangling this fair lady, in truth I am a masseuse and I merely massaging her neck. She’s reacting to how cold my bone hands are. And that I have a really, really tight grip. Okay, maybe I’m strangling her, too. I’m a multitasker.”

  • Eric Hinkle

    “Hey, Moe! I always said you’d be the death of me! N’yuk-n’yuk-n’yuk.”

  • Gamera977

    I’m waiting for John Travolta to film ‘The Carnival of Death’.

    And as to ‘Beasts Walk By Night’, it’s probably really hard to get a cab at night if you’re a beast.

  • Ken_Begg

    The eye pokes are much less effective these days.

  • Ken_Begg

    I think it’s the Creeping Flesh guy.

  • The4thStooge

    If this is the Moe of the 1960s, he’ll be the first to say “Uh-uh! We don’t do that one anymore!” (If your kids were THAT much of an imbecile…)

  • NobleCobra

    Oh, no; not Craig Kennedy!

  • Eric Hinkle

    I remember that line from The Three Stooges Go Around The World In A Daze.

    And I admit to using it once or twice when growing up in purely defensive fashion when I wanted to escape one of the school gorillas looking to take out their bad temper on me.