Monster of the Day #3419

Updated on June 22, 2023 By Ken Begg 9 Comments

Dude, they were trying to tell you, “Don’t take a date to the cemetery, you moron!”

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  • Beckoning Chasm

    Well, you’re not walking past the cemetery, you’re walking into the cemetery.

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    this cemetery

    “You want to walk past the cemetery on the north side of town, now that is a cemetery for lovers.”

  • “You should have LISTENED to them, Mister!”

    “AH! A KILLER SKELETON!”

    “Easy, now! Just wanted ta warn you in passing. The bridge just past the graveyard’s been washed out, that’s all. Y’got ta go back.”

    “What, really?”

    “Yes really. Shoddy construction work what did the job. Tried to warn them, but y’can see were it got me.”

    “Wow. Um. Thanks.”

    “No problem. Now I have to get back to the REAL reason I’ve risen from the grave. Some creep named Frankie is taking my gal Gwendie on a moonlight stroll and I ain’t having none of that crap.”

    “AHAHAHAHA LET’S GO BACK TO TOWN NOW GW– GIRL I JUST MET ON A WALK AND HAVE NO UNTOWARD INTENTIONS TOWARDS!”

    The girl sighed irritably. “Damn it, Frankie, must all our dates end like this?”

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    Frankie should wear a tie.

  • Eric Hinkle

    You know, for a reanimated skeleton he’s being oddly — mundane, I guess? In his speech patterns. Usually these walking dead types come off as so formal and stiff.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I like the first two panels by themselves. “Oh my God, it’s ‘Charades!’ Two word phrase! First word is…ten syllables? What?”

  • Ken_Begg

    Ha!

  • Ken_Begg

    Not your Father’s living skeleton.

    He also only drinks small market micro brews.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Oh, I don’t mind seeing some working-class undead showing up in fiction. Really you’d think there’d be more of them that talk like the gang from Taxi or the like rather than all those pretentious pseudo-aristocrat vampires.