Monster of the Day #3319

Look, I get that magazines are going to imitate popular movies. But really? You couldn’t have ripped off Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure a little less obviously?

  • Beckoning Chasm

    A 15 cent cash prize?! I’d better start typing!!

  • KeithB

    Not Bill and Ted, but the Jurassic Park with the clear rolling thingies.

  • Gamera977

    I think Ken’s having a little fun with us.

  • Gamera977

    ‘And the mighty saurian whacked the time traveling ball with his whip-like tail and it shot though the jungle like a shotput until it impacted a large palm and exploded.

    Lying in a pool of his own blood Sven the Viking mumbled, ‘This sucks…’

    Mario the centurion stated as he tried to hold his intestines in, ‘Awww krap…’

    And Fernando the conquistador noted as he bleed to death, ‘I HATE time travel…’

    THE END!’

    Sorry BC, Just beat you to it…

  • Gamera977

    As an American I am offended in the group of ancient time travelers there is no cowboy!!!!

  • Payable on lawsuit….

  • Gamera977

    BTW I just had Rock Baker do some artwork for me. He’s still having computer issues but he told me to say hello to the gang and Merry Christmas!

  • Ken_Begg

    You laugh, but that’s over seven million dollars in today’s money.

  • Ken_Begg

    Merry Christmas, Rock!

  • This is off topic, but Horror fans might be interested to know that the classic Ghostwatch is coming to Blu Ray December 13.

  • Eric Hinkle

    With a lot of pulp publishers, that seems to have been the reality. ‘Track them down, knock them down, sit on them and wait until they sign the check before you let them get back up’ was literally the advice I read once in one very old maagzine.

  • Merry Christmas, Rock!