Monster of the Day #3282

“Steven! Are you still up?! Go to bed! I swear I never should have bought you that chessboard for your birthday!”

  • “Look, this is why we don’t play Humanity Chess with you any more, Ray. You’re a poor loser.”

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “They’re NOT toys!!! They’re ‘action figures’! Stop calling them toys!”

  • Gamera977

    The black and red board makes me think of checkers more than chess though…

    And don’t you generally remove one piece at a time instead of three? I think this Reaper is like the one from ‘Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey’ – a shameless cheat.

  • It’s the “Calvinball” variant.

  • 🐻 bgbear_rnh

    multi-game platform

  • zombiewhacker

    It’s a drag, it’s a bore, it’s really such a pity
    To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

  • Ihear my nae. Steven! Is someone calling me? I hear my name!

  • Steven Dalbor

    So you’d better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors.