This sucks!

Updated on November 15, 2008 By Ken Begg 17 Comments

Get it? You guys must be sooooo glad the site came back to life.

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  • First! (Always wanted to do that.)

  • Sandra

    No, I don’t get it at all.

  • LukeB

    Clearly this was a warning from Obama to our favourite (well MY favourite) conservative bad movie reviewer.

    Take that Ken! Us bleeding heart liberals are now in charge, and don’t you forget it. We await the complete retraction of every mean thing you’ve ever said about Billy Jack as a sign of your submission with bated breath.

  • Or else Obama’s going to take his right foot…

  • You clearly haven’t read anything I’ve done if you think a bad joke has any effect on me, Mister Begg. Though I do note that the blond girl made no bad jokes.

  • sardu

    Woohoo, it’s back!

    Gawd, please let’s not start doing “firsties” here… :-P

  • Petoht

    How about seventhsies?

    Seventh!

  • The Rev. D.D.

    Eightsies! Nice even number for me, hell yeah!

    Glad it’s up, despite the cuteness of the blond. She wasn’t nearly as entertaining, and I’ll bet she’s never even HEARD of, much less seen, Robot Monster or The Brainiac, the heathen.

  • What if she had, though?

  • Then I would have to beat her soundly for attempting to usurp my place as designated Bad Movie Cutie

  • Now, I don’t see why we can have more than one movie cutie. In fact, it might be beneficial to have more than one.

  • roger h

    Yeah, Jabootu.net is back.

    Hey, Ken already lives in Chicagoland so, he has already benefited from the great community organizing skills that make the Windy City Paradise on Earth. That is why the gadzillion people who voted O are eager to spread the joy to the whole country.

    nothing sucks like an electrolux

  • Then I would have to beat her soundly for attempting to usurp my place as designated Bad Movie Cutie

    GJ — And that is why you’ll always have hold that place in our hearts. Sex appeal and violence? Sigh.

  • The Rev. D.D.

    Uh oh…GJ is cute and violent and laying claim to Designated Bad Movie Cutie status…when Pip hears about that, there’s gonna be a tussle. (Luckily for them Lyz is too far away to be a factor in said tussle.)

    My bad movie fan side says it should be done in Thunderdome.

    My male side says Thunderdome should be filled with Jell-O.

    My brainy side is spoiling the fun by wondering where the hell we’re gonna get all that Jell-O.

  • Does it have to be flavored gelatin? We can probably get it on the cheap, if we don’t use flavored gelatin. Or we could buy it in bulk from Sam’s Club. It’s cost a pretty penny, though.

  • GalaxyJane

    Can we make it lime? Green is DEFINITELY my color!

    And I generally only challenge random blondes who usurp my favorite website :)

  • I’m sure arrangements could be made on both counts, miss. We’ll just have to track down the blond.