Monster of the Day #3349

I don’t know anything about this movie, 1999’s The Killer Eye (was Charles Band still making films in 1999?), but given the big hilarious Giant Eye prop, I might have to give it a look. On Amazon Prime.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Red Letter Media did this one on a very, very early “Best of the Worst.” The impression I got is that it’s almost a soft-core flick.

  • The Rev.

    Basically, yes. I saw this in high school and even then found myself mostly bored by it, despite the “sexy” stuff*, the admittedly entertaining prop here, and a reveal near the end that will never not be hilarious. I haven’t seen it since, so I don’t know if I’d be more kind to it now, considering the tons of awful crap I’ve since watched, but I kind of doubt it.

    Apparently Charles Band directed a sequel in 2011 that I literally just found out about. And I am certain it’s awful but I am still morbidly curious.

    *There are some attractive ladies in lingerie, a couple of whom have to pretend to be intimate with a rubber tentacle. I recall a bit of nudity, as well. There are also two buff dudes in their underwear the whole movie, which will clue those in the know as to who the director was…as will the clearly obvious pseudonym “Richard Chasen.”

  • bgbear_rnh

    Lemon juice and it is all over.

  • You see Eye and Eye see you.

  • bgbear_rnh

    ESWYDT

  • Eric Hinkle

    As Curly once put it, Eye, eye!

  • What kind of monster is so heartless that it would steal a child’s Christmas present?

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