Monster of the Day #3246

I seem to be running out of Terror Tale covers. There are more, but they mostly feature sexy women threatened by killers and mad scientists and, of course, red robed cultists, which is a running thing with that magazine. So we might move onto another mag tomorrow.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Man, the guy with the scalpel has the most intense stare ever. Marty Feldman would be jealous.

  • Gamera977

    ‘I’M JUST HERE FOR A MANICURE!!!!’

  • Gamera977

    Nothing wrong with more sexy women menaced by the Crimson Cloak Clone Cultists.

    I mean I’m not complaining…

  • Ken_Begg

    I agree, and the covers are great, but not really appropriate if we stick with the Monster of the Day thing.

  • There’s a lot of Satan going on in Terror Tales. Satan’s Roadhouse, Satan’s Scalpel, Satan’s Caller ID, Three Mules For Sister Satan, and so on and so forth. Might be a bit misnamed.

    And why the hell is that doctor putting monkey’s heads on peoples bod– wait. Oh no. Oh no. I just thought of a reason. I just thought of a reason and I can’t unthink it!

  • Eric Hinkle

    He’s creating a new batch of TV programming executives? “I have a new idea for a romance in the jungle. A woman has her brain put into a gorilla’s body and has to win her unwitting boyfriend’s love all over again. We’ll call it Gorilla My Dreams!”

  • Ken_Begg

    Three Mules for Sister Satan! HA!

    Re: the experiment, yeah, I was thinking that. Or is it the whole head? Either way, even most Mad Scientists are like, “Uh, yeah, whatever dude.”

  • Marsden

    Here’s this for a obscure comment:

    I didn’t know Baron Harkonnen used to be a surgeon!

  • Ken_Begg

    Well, by our lights I’m not sure Dune reference count as obscure. Try a San Pedro Beach Bums reference or something.

  • Gamera977

    Personally I always pictured him in my mind as looking more like Sydney Greenstreet.