Monster of the Day #3178

Updated on March 9, 2021 By Ken Begg 8 Comments

Huh, the Benny Hill Halloween special got really weird. Still, it was always nice to see George Kennedy and Liberace getting work.

Beckoning Chasm

I notice the one vampire has a stake. Is he a self-hating vampire? Or does he, you know, not like girls.
Gamera977

I dunno what’s going on either. Looks like they’re all vampires to me.

Unless the guy with the stake is wearing fake dime-store fangs to infiltrate their pack, coven, whatever you call a bunch of vamps.
Gamera977

Was this the first monster #me too incident???

‘Your honor, I didn’t want to molest her!!! The only thought in my mind was murdering her!’
Eric Hinkle

Ah, Vampire Hunting Season once again! Still that fake with the stake who set the young lovely out is going to get in big trouble if those two take him over the legal limit.
Ken_Begg

Yes, they’re not as prominent, but I’m pretty sure the woman has fangs too. Stupid patriarchal vampires, always keeping the sisters down.
Gamera977

I thought maybe she was going skinny-dipping but aren’t vampires destroyed by water? Or is that only running water?
Beckoning Chasm

One of the many, many bits of vampire law is that they can’t cross running water. I wonder if all those laws are strictly adhered to, though. Maybe they’re no so much “laws” as “suggestions.” If you break them it’s kind of a big faux pas but that’s about it.
Ken_Begg

An especially convincing argument from Count Liberace.

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