Monster of the Day #3152

Congrats, that’s actually freakier than an actual giant spider.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    That’s probably why “Tarantula” is in quotes. Also, “The Woman Who Wasn’t” could have been ripped from today’s headlines!

  • Gamera977

    My apologies to the creators of ‘Horrors of Spider Island’. I accused you guys of having the worse friggin’ spider ever. I was wrong and I’m big enough of a turtle to admit that.

  • Kirk

    That’s as bad as the bugs from Sand Kings.

  • Wade Harrell

    That was immediately what I thought of!

  • Wade Harrell

    Editor: OK, we need you to draw a guy trapped in a giant web with a huge tarantula crawling towards him
    Illustrator: Um…what’s a tarantula?
    Editor: You know, like a big hairy spider.
    Illustrator: Uh, what’s a…
    Ediitor: You don’t know what a spider is?
    Illustrator: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally know what a spider is. Yeah. Got it, No problem!

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Actually, it’s somewhat reminiscent of a Zanti misfit.

  • CFKane

    Doesn’t the guy in the web look like J. .Jonah Jameson?
    Maybe the first time he had trouble with spiders…but no the last.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Maybe it’s some kind of weirdo mutant that just looks kinda-sorta like a spider?

  • Sweet baby Zarathustra, that is terrifying.

  • I’m just gonna pop over to Jabootu and see what covers up to–

    AAAAAH!

    AAAAAH!

    AAAAAH!

    That pun in the lower left corner! WHY COULDN’T I HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO MAKE IT?!

  • Beckoning Chasm

    It’s got hands, a nose, and only two eyes. The choice is A. Inept Artist, or B. Uncaring Editorial staff.

  • Eric Hinkle

    How about C. All of the above?

  • Don’t teleport when drunk!

  • Beckoning Chasm

    “Stayin’ aliiiiiiiiiii-iii-iiive”