Monster of the Day #1558

Uh, he was Hank Pym? In the Marvel universe, it’s possible.

  • Gamera977

    ‘We’re gonna need a bigger pyramid…’

  • bgbear_rnh

    You want to read something really scary kids, how about mommy’s secrets? Some truths are best not told.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    That looks like an old IBM PC next to the Mummy’s left wrist.

  • Flangepart

    Bet he was defeated when Godzilla needed some toilet paper.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Don’t tell Giorgio Tsoukalos, they will base a half season of Ancient Aliens on it.

  • Gamera977

    I’ll be looking forward to the ‘Aliens and Kaiju’ episode.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Did giant monsters stomp Sodom and Gomorrah? Ancient Astronaut theorist say “Yes”

  • Gamera977

    Funny, now that I think about it the first personal computer, the Commodore PET, had a weird pyramid shaped design. Look it up!

  • bgbear_rnh

    I don’t want to say it was designed by aliens. . .

  • Marsden

    Ewwww. What an end. Actually, Godzilla poo would probably be just as dangerous if not worse because of the lingering effects, wouldn’t it? With the radiation and contamination, and what to do with it.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Maybe atomic breath is Godzilla only waste product. Very efficient.

  • CaptNemo

    This secret was so big they tried to keep it under wraps.

    HA..HA…YA GET IT!!!!

  • Flangepart

    Well, the heat effect yeah. The radiation…hummm…

  • Eric Hinkle

    So, a giant mummy monster? (Maybe he was one of King Kong’s ancestors?) What was next, a giant totem pole monster?

  • Eric Hinkle

    OT: Sorry to post this, but I’ve got to say something and this is one of the few places I know where folks are mostly sane.

    Annnnnd over at my favorite tabletop RPG site they just announced
    that ‘the personal is the political’ is their new chief design
    philosophy. Therefor all their future publications must advance The
    Cause. Why do I get the feeling that I just heard someone put a loaded gun to their head and pull the trigger?

    Seriously, guys? LoTR is not some lecture about Tolkien’s cismale white male
    privilege. Orcs are not downtrodden third worlders. Please keep your
    political feces out of our innocent fantasy games.

  • bgbear_rnh

    He was running a pyramid scheme?

  • I learned computing on one of those. My high school got one back when the PC was a new thing. Cassette tapes and everything.

    Yes, I’m old.

  • Gamera977

    Yeah, the good old days, back when we were sure we needed to know BASIC to succeed in life…. :(

    In my case it was a TRS-80 at school and a Commodore 64 at home.

  • The Rev.

    No, that was in “Ultraman.”

  • Eric Hinkle

    Wait, seriously? How have I never heard of this before?

  • The Rev.

    Look up “Gyango” from the original “Ultraman” series. He looks like a walking totem pole, albeit with just the one face.

  • Eric Hinkle

    I googled him. Soon as I saw the picture I realized I did see him, but only once, and so long ago. Thanks for telling me the name!