And now, a brief message from the Manic Depressive Sports Fan…

“WOOOOOOO!!!  THE CUBS ARE UNSTOPPABLE, BABY!!!  WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME!!!!  WOOOOO!!!!!”*

 [*The Cubs have the day off, so please return Saturday for our return to the depths of despondency.]

  • The Rev. D.D.

    I was about to snark on sports fans and say how glad I’m not one of them, but then I remembered I’ve been that emotionally involved in “Ninja Warrior” and occasional martial arts competitions, and decided it’d be better if I didn’t.

  • Despite originally being from Detroit, I shall rejoice with you as long as you promise to never, ever transform from “lovable loser fan” to “highly insufferable fan that rubs in the World Series win every chance they get” (*cough* *cough* Red Sox fans *cough*).

  • Actually, we’re pretty past the lovable loser thing, but the face-rubbing thing is the provence of the White Sox fans, as they suffer from inferiority and persecution complexes.