Monster of the Day #795 Updated on October 24, 2013 By Ken Begg 14 Comments I can’t believe it took me this long to get to Joan Rivers. Tweet Pin It Related PostsMonster of the Day #1568 (May 23, 2017) Monster of the Day #1567 (May 22, 2017) Monster of the Day #1566 (May 19, 2017) Monster of the Day #1565 (May 18, 2017) Monster of the Day #1563 (May 16, 2017) By Ken Begg http://jabootu.net Ericb You’re being unfair. The mummy doesn’t look that bad. At least she looks human. Flangepart Boy, these infomercials are getting desperate for models… bgbear_rnh Tanning mom? Marsden Uhura from “And the Children Shall Lead” ? Yes, no, Maybe? The Rev. Someone get her some orchid pollen and pineal extract, stat! “A woman made of gravy skin!” Ericb Snookie: 2040 Ken_Begg Actually, I think it’s a dude. But then, so is Joan Rivers. bgbear_rnh you mean the mummy is a faddah? Ken_Begg I once saw a horse eat his fodder. bgbear_rnh Was the horse a mudder? Rock Baker Unless I’m mistaken, the mummy from ASSIGNMENT: TERROR!, otherwise known as DRACULA VS FRANKENSTEIN (which I think is a TV title). Is it just the TV print that I have which removes every frame of actual action? Or did they do that to the theatrical prints as well? Ken_Begg Abbott & Costello, ladies and gentlemen. Ken_Begg Nicely done, sir! There’s a German DVD that’s supposed to have a nice widescreen print of this. Rock Baker I do what I can….