Monster of the Day #795

I can’t believe it took me this long to get to Joan Rivers.

  • Ericb

    You’re being unfair. The mummy doesn’t look that bad. At least she looks human.

  • Flangepart

    Boy, these infomercials are getting desperate for models…

  • bgbear_rnh

    Tanning mom?

  • Marsden

    Uhura from “And the Children Shall Lead” ?
    Yes, no, Maybe?

  • The Rev.

    Someone get her some orchid pollen and pineal extract, stat!

    “A woman made of gravy skin!”

  • Ericb

    Snookie: 2040

  • Ken_Begg

    Actually, I think it’s a dude. But then, so is Joan Rivers.

  • bgbear_rnh

    you mean the mummy is a faddah?

  • Ken_Begg

    I once saw a horse eat his fodder.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Was the horse a mudder?

  • Rock Baker

    Unless I’m mistaken, the mummy from ASSIGNMENT: TERROR!, otherwise known as DRACULA VS FRANKENSTEIN (which I think is a TV title). Is it just the TV print that I have which removes every frame of actual action? Or did they do that to the theatrical prints as well?

  • Ken_Begg

    Abbott & Costello, ladies and gentlemen.

  • Ken_Begg

    Nicely done, sir!

    There’s a German DVD that’s supposed to have a nice widescreen print of this.

  • Rock Baker

    I do what I can….