JABOOTU the bad movie dimension

I was running late. It was well after midnight, meaning that I had less than five hours before I had to pack it in. My alter ego was none too cagey with the pasteboards, if you know what I mean. I grabbed a beer and a smoke and pulled up a chair. “Gil,” Steve said [...]

“…Can a prissy Captain and a crew full of swine make it back to ancient Greece without driving each other crazy?”
Captain Felix: “Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. Why must you always act like such a pig?”
First Mate Oscar: “Who’s actin’? I am a pig!”
PAUSE FOR DUBBED IN LARGE AUDIENCE LAUGHTER.
Felix: “You’re right, Oscar. It’s when you were [...]