Least inspiring ad headline ever….

Just got an email from Kino's Cult Movie streaming service. The headline: "We just added two more Jess Franco films". Worst headline until they send one saying "We just added three more Jess Franco films."
Monster of the Day #3327

Monster of the Day #3327

I know this looks bad for the cowering guy, but I can't help noticing that he's wearing a suit made out of Bruce Banner's Pants material. So the situation may be due for a severe change shortly after this. Watch Party tonight!
Monster of the Day #3326

Monster of the Day #3326

Vampire hunters. They never go to the crypt at noon. Am I the only one getting a "Kiss me, you fool!" vibe from that vampire?
Monster of the Day #3324

Monster of the Day #3324

When 3-D goes horrible wrong. (And I'm pretty sure that one dude is just trying to look up that woman's skirt.) We'll back to reality. Not more holidays until the end of May. Groan. But hey, one more day until the second episode of Bofuri.
Monster of the Day #3323

Monster of the Day #3323

The truly elite guards can identify each prisoner by his legs. I assume the publisher sent the original cover back. "Where's the skeleton?!" he presumably shouted. Of course, not EVERY Dark Mysteries cover featured a skeleton. All the best ones do, though. Happy Friday, everyone!  Watch Party next week.
Monster of the Day #3342

Monster of the Day #3342

Not sure I get the regular body / skull head guy. Just creepy, I guess? Or does the art look like it was a guy and they replaced his noggin with a skull head last minute? And really, the sunken ship is what you're focusing on? Shin Ultraman: Big thumb's up, with some caveats.…
Monster of the Day #3342

Monster of the Day #3342

I don't know, I'm sensing some sort of theme with these Dark Mysteries covers, but I can't put my finger on it. At least this guy is focusing on what he should be focusing on. I think there was also a poisoned meat in one of the EC horror comics. If you didn't see…