Monster of the Day #3438

Michael Jackson finally did one surgery too many.

“Oh, and also, a man with a skull head is running towards us with a huge dagger.  So after gawking at the talking heads, also look at that, I guess. Also, I just bought this dress and now it’s got a rip in it!”

“Screw you, Barb! Save you? You’ve got one dinky rope on you! I’ve got four of ’em!  Why don’t you save me?”