Month: May 2019

I'm not sure about these numbers. The production costs for Rob Zombie's Halloween must have been very low. It made $80 million worldwide and got a sequel. Meanwhile, the 2009 Friday the 13th, with a modest $19 budget, made $91 million and killed the reboot franchise. I get the numbers there, actually. Roughly $20…

So I kind of get them screwing up Nightmare on Elm Street, because that was a very good film and thus easier to fail with. However, how the heck do you mess up a Friday the 13th movie? I won't say it's because people are just tired of them, because there were two Rob…

Admittedly, the producers of this remake gave themselves a harder task than, say, the Friday the 13th remake, because the actual Craven Nightmares are really good, even great. Even so, you'd think they could have done better than a film with a 15% Rotten Tomatoes score. But hey, I'm sure it had a lot…

Wow, the original wasn't made until 1993? Anyway, let's look at the brilliant redoes of the classic horror movies of the 70s on!

Apparently this what that woman calls "Tuesday." Have a great long weekend, everyone!

Yeah, that would be bad. Quick, call Kona!

Ah, killer plants. Now that I think about it, when did movies stop featuring random killer plants. Cinema sucks now. (Except for The Avenger and John Wick and Godzilla.)

I woke up and realized I had nothing planned, so...pulp covers! Can't go wrong with pulp covers. Man, the number of times I saw that look on women's faces.

I won't make this purely about anime, an obsession I'm trying not to inflict on people (except in one woeful case where, like a vampire, I was invited in). However, I can see some of you guys liking the currently running show Dororo. It's basically a dark fantasy with samurai-esque swordplay and demons. The…