Year: 2017

Awwwww, Lil' Killbot is adorable!

Band was doing shared cinematic universes a long time before Marvel. He liked two things; franchises and small characters. Although "only" appearing in four films, the Demonic Toys fought both Tim Thomerson's mini-hero Dollman (in a film that also served as a sequel to Band's Bad Channels) and, inevitably, the Puppet Master gang. Say…

Ah, Charles Band, you magnificent bastard.

As things go along more 'varient' Titans show up. In a lesser show this would seem like "do whatever we want" laziness. Here it just adds to the unsettling feeling that nobody understands what the hell these things' deal is.

One of the creepiest aspects of the Titans is that they mostly wear a look of slack, bovine amenability. Unless they reach out for a human and chow down on them.

Could have been worse. He could have been reading People Magazine. The rest of the week will probably feature monsters from Attack on Titan. It leaves Netflix on the 10th of this month, so I figured I might as well binge watch the series while I can. Only seen the first three episodes so…