Least enticing ad tagline ever….

Exclusive Deepak Chopra Priority Offer You know me so well, Chicago Tribune. I should note the ad refers to Mr. Chopra as a "leading world-renowned figure," as opposed to the other kind, and further offers one an "unforgettable life-changing evening." Not like those more plebeian, eminently forgettable ones. Anyway, with wordsmithery like that, one…

UPDATE: ALL TAKEN People’s MoD Week Final Roster

The people (all like six of you) have spoken, and apparently wish to continue MoD in my absence next week, over in the Forum, and surely hogging some primo monsters I haven't used yet, YOU BASTARDS! To keep complete anarchy from reigning, let's sign up now. Obviously we have five slots. So let's have…
Monster of the Day #767

Monster of the Day #767

The 'environmentally friendly' solution to those big New Mexico desert ants proved less than optimal. Don't know what I'll do for the rest of the week (although this would be a terrific '50s style sci-fi film if you played it entirely straight). And next week I'll be off on family vacation. What will you…
Monster of the Day #766

Monster of the Day #766

I actually was going to go in another direction, but I seem to have created an expectation, so we'll go with that. This is, for whatever reason, significantly less freaky than the Cark (if I'd known I was doing all shark hybrids, I'd have saved that one for last). Part of the reason is…
Monster of the Day #764

Monster of the Day #764

Finally, a shark young girls can love. (Actually, it does suggest a way for the SyFy Channel to do a National Velvet redo.)