Least enticing ad tagline ever….

Exclusive Deepak Chopra Priority Offer You know me so well, Chicago Tribune. I should note the ad refers to Mr. Chopra as a "leading world-renowned figure," as opposed to the other kind, and further offers one an "unforgettable life-changing evening." Not like those more plebeian, eminently forgettable ones. Anyway, with wordsmithery like that, one…

UPDATE: ALL TAKEN People’s MoD Week Final Roster

The people (all like six of you) have spoken, and apparently wish to continue MoD in my absence next week, over in the Forum, and surely hogging some primo monsters I haven't used yet, YOU BASTARDS! To keep complete anarchy from reigning, let's sign up now. Obviously we have five slots. So let's have…