Breaking the Hobbit?

Breaking the Hobbit?

  (Man, get used to seeing that headline everywhere if the film doesn't meet expectations.) Am I the only one who has seriously downgraded his interest in seeing Peter Jackson's The Hobbit? Look, nearly EVERYBODY loved The Lord of the Rings. However, The Hobbit is meant to be a much less epic, child-friendly tale.…
Monster of the Day #607

Monster of the Day #607

OK, not a lot of cheesecake here, but you gotta like that action. I remain mournful about the state of programming at the 'Syfy' network. Why not a program recreating hilarious stories from the pulp magazines? Or an 'original movie' feature four or five of these tales. Make 'em cheap by making look cheap…
Monster of the Day #606 (Updated)

Monster of the Day #606 (Updated)

Aiiee! Es muy mal! UPDATE: Just to be clear, we will not countenance at Jabootu the sort of gross sexism found below in the message thread. On top of that, I don't even know what you're talking about. Mexican culture seems to like their women just as skinny as American culture does today. On…
Monster of the Day #604

Monster of the Day #604

I hope I'm not the only one who loves the pulp covers featuring octopi, because I really the MoDs have featured a goodly lot of that.

Acting School with Nick Searcy…

This is the guy who plays Timothy Oliphant's boss on the Elmore Leonard-based TV show Justified. If you aren't watching it, you should. It's fabulous. Can't wait for the third season to hit DVD. Anyway, Mr. Searcy offers a hard hitting expose of life in Tinsel Town.
Original Django back in theaters…

Original Django back in theaters…

Tarantino; some hate 'im, some love 'im. Still, if he gets stuff like this to happen, you have to give the man points. The original Franco Nero Spaghetti Western classic will be hitting theaters in select towns starting at the end of December. Seriously, more of this please. ::    Dec 21 – 27…
Help a brother out?

Help a brother out?

It won't be until next November, so no rush. However, one of the B-Master roundtable subjects for next year (we're set through May of 2014, actually) is French B-Movies. I've only done Zombie Lake that I can think of, and a short, dazed piece on Oasis of the Zombies back in the days where…