With a new year on the horizon, I thought I’d end 2020 on a whimsical note. The Andromeda Strain is a silly movie about, get this, some sort of virus that we’re… Read Article →

Dude, I wish that worked, but no, you need to shovel the stuff. Look, I live in Chicagoland. So yes, eventually we’re going to get snow. But if we didn’t get any… Read Article →

Pretty. I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. And hey, there’s another one coming right up. Having the holidays on a Friday is always a plus. Did anyone get anything good?… Read Article →

As a kid I sadly didn’t own this game, although I knew someone who did and played it a lot. It was Monopoly (way back before Monopoly started doing variant games) with… Read Article →

They kept trying, anyway. I couldn’t even find a still for I Vant to Suck Your Blood.

My main problem with Piranha (the original, obviously) is that the idea of using genetically altered super-piranha as bio-weapons by dumping them into rivers in enemy territory is utterly ridiculous. And I… Read Article →

Cullen mentioned these yesterday. Sadly, Mr. Nima doesn’t have a ton of work. Quick, a Patreon for a horror movie poster book! I’d pledge. Friday the 13th, a series about this poor… Read Article →

I found…this. I have no idea what to make of it. What’s with the guy killed with the pickaxe? Is Freddy a murderous librarian now? It this a movie poster? Just a… Read Article →