Archive for July, 2012

  • This made less domestically than that awful remake of When a Stranger Calls, and that was following the Spider-Man movies. I don’t get it. Related PostsMonster of the Day #687 (May 10, 2013) Monster of the Day #686 (May 9,...

    Monster of the Day #528

    This made less domestically than that awful remake of When a Stranger Calls, and that was following the Spider-Man movies. I don’t get it. Related PostsMonster of the Day #682 (May 3, 2013) Monster of the Day #681 (May 2,...

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  • [Note the highly misleading poster art. Hope never wears anything like he is pictured here, and Dorothy Lamour certainly never appears in a bathing suit. And I seriously have no friggin' idea what those other ladies are supposed to represent.]...

    Tuesdays with Lorre: My Favorite Brunette (1947)

    [Note the highly misleading poster art. Hope never wears anything like he is pictured here, and Dorothy Lamour certainly never appears in a bathing suit. And I seriously have no friggin' idea what those other ladies are supposed to represent.]...

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  • This scene is quite paneful. Related PostsMonster of the Day #671 (Apr 9, 2013) Monster of the Day #670 (Apr 8, 2013) Monster of the Day #669 (Apr 5, 2013) Monster of the Day #668 (Apr 4, 2013) Monster of...

    Monster of the Day #527

    This scene is quite paneful. Related PostsMonster of the Day #666 (Apr 2, 2013) Monster of the Day #665 (Apr 1, 2013) Monster of the Day #664 (Mar 29, 2013) Monster of the Day #663 (Mar 28, 2013) Monster of...

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  • The opening paragraph of the Chicago Tribune review of this film mentions the awkwardness of releasing a film about a neighborhood watch following the Trayvon Martin shooting. “Timing is everything,” Michael Phillips wrote. (He then ties in the Aurora shooting...

    Who Watches The Watch?

    The opening paragraph of the Chicago Tribune review of this film mentions the awkwardness of releasing a film about a neighborhood watch following the Trayvon Martin shooting. “Timing is everything,” Michael Phillips wrote. (He then ties in the Aurora shooting...

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  • I briefly considered making a joke about the “Rolling Bones.” I have never come closer to just shuttering the site. Related PostsMonster of the Day #656 (Mar 19, 2013) Monster of the Day #655 (Mar 18, 2013) Monster of the...

    Monster of the Day #526

    I briefly considered making a joke about the “Rolling Bones.” I have never come closer to just shuttering the site. Related PostsMonster of the Day #651 (Mar 12, 2013) Monster of the Day #650 (Mar 11, 2013) Monster of the...

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  • Is  this why I’ve always wanted a fez and smocking jacket?* Maybe. [*Seriously, I have. However, good smoking jackets cost way too much dough.] Related PostsMonster of the Day #639 (Feb 22, 2013) Monster of the Day #638 (Feb 21,...

    Monster of the Day #525

    Is  this why I’ve always wanted a fez and smocking jacket?* Maybe. [*Seriously, I have. However, good smoking jackets cost way too much dough.] Related PostsMonster of the Day #634 (Feb 15, 2013) Monster of the Day #633 (Feb 14,...

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  • “Universal International unleashes another mammoth insect upon 1950′s America. Peter Gunn is on hand to handle the situation.” The 1950′s were, in almost every way, the zenith of American pop culture. You’d be hard pressed to find a time in...

    Rock Baker’s Video Cheese: The Deadly Mantis (1957)

    “Universal International unleashes another mammoth insect upon 1950′s America. Peter Gunn is on hand to handle the situation.” The 1950′s were, in almost every way, the zenith of American pop culture. You’d be hard pressed to find a time in...

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  • Who’s a good boy! Related PostsMonster of the Day #624 (Jan 16, 2013) Monster of the Day #623 (Jan 15, 2013) Monster of the Day #622 (Jan 14, 2013) Monster of the Day #621 (Jan 11, 2013) Monster of the...

    Monster of the Day #524

    Who’s a good boy! Related PostsMonster of the Day #619 (Jan 9, 2013) Monster of the Day #618 (Jan 8, 2013) Monster of the Day #617 (Jan 7, 2013) Monster of the Day #616 (Jan 4, 2013) Monster of the...

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  • “Exxxcellent.” Related PostsMonster of the Day #609 (Dec 17, 2012) Monster of the Day #608 (Dec 14, 2012) Monster of the Day #607 (Dec 13, 2012) Monster of the Day #606 (Updated) (Dec 12, 2012) Monster of the Day #605...

    Monster of the Day #523

    “Exxxcellent.” Related PostsMonster of the Day #604 (Dec 10, 2012) Monster of the Day #603 (Dec 7, 2012) Monster of the Day #602 (Dec 6, 2012) Monster of the Day #601 (Dec 5, 2012) Monster of the Day #600 (Dec...

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  • Following his cameo appearance in Irwin Allen’s craptastic The Story of Mankind (1957)—one of dozens of that movie’s ‘star’ turns—Peter Lorre became part of Allen’s stock company. We already examined Lorre’s negligible role in The Big Circus. This was followed...

    Tuesdays with Lorre: Five Weeks in a Balloon (1962)

    Following his cameo appearance in Irwin Allen’s craptastic The Story of Mankind (1957)—one of dozens of that movie’s ‘star’ turns—Peter Lorre became part of Allen’s stock company. We already examined Lorre’s negligible role in The Big Circus. This was followed...

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