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Archive for January, 2010

Three…two…one…

• 28 January 2010

IT HAS BEGUN!!!!
Leaving for the airport soon to pick up Joe “Opposable Thumb Video” Robin. From there it’s airport runs; hanging out; fine dining (Chicago style); 24 hours o’ B-Fest; post-Fest party, more hang-out; more airport runs; and then blessed, blessed oblivion. That takes me from now to about Tuesday.
Have a great [...]


Video Cheese Interuptus: Deadti…SCREEECH!!

• 27 January 2010

Man, I can’t catch a break. The first (comparatively) decent looking film in the Mills Creek Chilling Classics set I’m wading through, and I’m hosed about ten minutes in by a defective disc. Actually, I knew the disc was messed up, as I had to start Memorial Valley Massacre like five times before [...]


Things that make you go ‘hmm’….

• 26 January 2010

So I’m tossing a bunch of my hundreds and hundreds of incredibly useless VHS tapes (I don’t even have a working VCR anymore). I have to make room for some B-Fest attendees, you see.
So I have a tape for a DTV ’80s actioner called Dark Rider, which not only features Joe Estevez by name [...]


If things seem even slower here than usual…

• 26 January 2010

…(which, admittedly, would be REALLY slow), it’s because B-Fest is this weekend, and I’m trying to buy all the supplies, borrow through the disgusting heaps of crap I owe to create sleeping spots for three people, pickup up said people from the airport, actually attend the Fest, attend the traditional post-Fest party afterward, return people [...]


Video Cheese: Medusa (1973)

• 26 January 2010

And so we continue wading through the 50 films contained in the Mills Creek set Chilling Classics.  This is movie number three.
The opening credits for Medusa play over a Greek mask, are spelled out in a Greek font, are accompanied by song with Greek lyrics and feature actors and crewmembers with names like Theodore Roubanis [...]


Human Target hard to hit….

• 26 January 2010

So let’s see.  The new Fox action show Human Target premiered on a Sunday.  They they reran the premiere that Tuesday, followed by a new episode on Wednesday, in what is supposed to be its regular timeslot.
So this week, the week after that?  Human Target has a new episode…on Tuesday.  (Tonight.)  Tomorrow will instead feature [...]


She-Devils on Wheels (1968), Part 1

• 25 January 2010


She-Devils on Wheels (1968), Part 2

• 25 January 2010

Click here to read Part 1 of this review!
We now cut to a gang meeting in the house. The boys are gone, and Karen is absent too. It’s just as well, because the meeting is about her. The girls don’t think she has been living up to “the rules”. The problem? She picks the same [...]


Video Schlock: Memorial Valley Massacre (1988)

• 21 January 2010


Human Target on tonight…

• 20 January 2010

They always spend a bit more time and effort on the pilot / premiere episode, so I’m interested in seeing how the show holds up now that we’ll be seeing regular episodes. Hopefully it will be very violent. Plus, I haven’t seen any commercials for it, so if there are good one liners, [...]