JABOOTU the bad movie dimension

Like most long time hobbies, my interest in Bad Moviesâ„¢ began with easy stuff and got more hardcore as time went along. First I watched patently inept flicks like Curse of Bigfoot and It’s Alive (not the mutant baby one). But now I can watch an expensive, technically proficient turkey and recognize how truly awful [...]

Johnny ‘Moronic’ is more like it.
(Sorry, just had to get that out of the way.)
OK, so I’ve been lazing off lately, really since scrapping my finished rough of The Klansman. There was even an extra week in there where Paul couldn’t get an article up, so I easily could have had one ready by now. [...]

Warning: While I’ve tried not to pursue my youthful love of puns in these reviews, I couldn’t ignore all the obvious ‘tree’ jokes. You’ve been warned.
If you pursue the Bad Movie hobby long enough, your tastes become more refined. I started out with obvious schlock-fests like The Curse of Bigfoot and the Larry Buchanan ‘dinosaur’-in-a-cave [...]

The success of Raiders of the Lost Ark spawned a number movies ‘inspired’ by Indiana Jones and his adventures (and his sizeable box office take). Most of them had very familiar elements. Bold adventurer in exotic locales such as jungles, deserts, rain forests, goes looking for something valuable with beautiful but feisty (and usually complaining) [...]

Ah, B-Fest! Yes, after a year long wait, B-Fest had swung back around. It was again time to drive out to Northwestern University, and ascend the familiar walkway to the Norris University Center. As usual, my friend Jeff flew in from Arizona for the event. In fact, he was able to come in a few [...]

As I write this, we’re a bit into our second year here at Ken’s World/Jabootu’s Dimension of Bad Movies. It’s been a rewarding first year. We’re steadily heading towards having posted thirty reviews and miscellaneous articles. Figure those pieces at a conservative twelve pages apiece, and I’ve produced over three hundred full pages of text [...]