Comments on: Freddy Got Fingered (2001) http://jabootu.net/?p=571 Devoted to savoring films at the very bottom of the Cinematic Bell Curve since 1997 Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:08:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: The Rev. http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-54439 The Rev. Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:23:41 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-54439 Man, I missed a little shitstorm, didn't I? It was kind of cute, Tommy getting so worked up over "I weep for humanity." (And yes you did, kid. You brought it up more than once, it obviously got to you. That's some of that "truth" you purport to spread. I figured I should point it out since you obviously wouldn't know the truth if it yanked your genitals while screaming, "I'M A FARMER!!") I wish I could say more about Tommy, but his nonsensical, childish rantings got really boring really fast and I skipped most of them. All that wasted effort...and in defense of an irredeemably awful movie, too. I'd recommence weeping for humanity, but I'm too busy pointing and laughing at Tommy-boy. Man, I missed a little shitstorm, didn’t I?

It was kind of cute, Tommy getting so worked up over “I weep for humanity.” (And yes you did, kid. You brought it up more than once, it obviously got to you. That’s some of that “truth” you purport to spread. I figured I should point it out since you obviously wouldn’t know the truth if it yanked your genitals while screaming, “I’M A FARMER!!”)

I wish I could say more about Tommy, but his nonsensical, childish rantings got really boring really fast and I skipped most of them. All that wasted effort…and in defense of an irredeemably awful movie, too.

I’d recommence weeping for humanity, but I’m too busy pointing and laughing at Tommy-boy.

]]> By: Tom (not Green) http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43985 Tom (not Green) Wed, 24 Mar 2010 19:37:42 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43985 Right on. So JazzyJ wants to step into the fray!? See Ken, I like you, I really do. This is just for fun, ya know? My bad on mixing you up with the likes of JazzyJ, I was just getting too used to this being a Tom and Ken thing (a bromance for the ages), that I didn't even bother to look at the name attached to the comment. But, it's a free world right? JazzyJ can get into this too. Wait! Maybe it's Jazzy Jeff from Will Smith's old hip-hop duo! Hey, another D-list celebrity! JazzyJ, you're gonna have to be a little more clever than that. All that I had to say in my last comment about not being "massively offended" is now directed solely at you. I mean, I don't know where you got that from. Am I sensing a love triangle here? Ken loves Eva, you love Ken.... and, supposedly, I love Tom Green (how'd I get the short end of that stick). You gotta smart mouth J. Are you really that big of a Jabootu suck-up that you had to rush to Eva and Ken's defense? And I didn't appreciate that "widdle Tommy" outburst! I really wish Ken would let me swear, cuz I'd unleash the truth on you. As it is, I'll have to settle for calling you a mean jerk that isn't very nice. Maybe if you're a little nicer, we can be as good of friends as Ken and I are (right Ken.... Ken?) Right on. So JazzyJ wants to step into the fray!? See Ken, I like you, I really do. This is just for fun, ya know? My bad on mixing you up with the likes of JazzyJ, I was just getting too used to this being a Tom and Ken thing (a bromance for the ages), that I didn’t even bother to look at the name attached to the comment. But, it’s a free world right? JazzyJ can get into this too. Wait! Maybe it’s Jazzy Jeff from Will Smith’s old hip-hop duo! Hey, another D-list celebrity!
JazzyJ, you’re gonna have to be a little more clever than that. All that I had to say in my last comment about not being “massively offended” is now directed solely at you. I mean, I don’t know where you got that from. Am I sensing a love triangle here? Ken loves Eva, you love Ken…. and, supposedly, I love Tom Green (how’d I get the short end of that stick). You gotta smart mouth J. Are you really that big of a Jabootu suck-up that you had to rush to Eva and Ken’s defense? And I didn’t appreciate that “widdle Tommy” outburst! I really wish Ken would let me swear, cuz I’d unleash the truth on you. As it is, I’ll have to settle for calling you a mean jerk that isn’t very nice. Maybe if you’re a little nicer, we can be as good of friends as Ken and I are (right Ken…. Ken?)

]]> By: Ken Begg http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43982 Ken Begg Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:26:04 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43982 That wasn't even my note, so no, not really. ~SOME ATTENTION~ There, that's what you wanted, right? I hope you feel better now. That wasn’t even my note, so no, not really.

~SOME ATTENTION~

There, that’s what you wanted, right? I hope you feel better now.

]]> By: Tom (not Green) http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43980 Tom (not Green) Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:37:29 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43980 Oh I gotta hobby, Ken. Bothering the hell outta you! And I guess I'm doing a good enough job at it, considering the increasingly perturbed tone of your comments (TRUTH). Really though, I'm certainly not massively offended. You're kinda grasping at straws there Kenny. If you're bothering to read my comments, you'd notice that I stated that I wasn't a Tom Green fan-boy and this battle of the half-wits thing we got going on is more or less fun, as far as I'm concerned. Which further disproves your "massively offended" theory (TRUTH). I figured I'd better specify that I am Tom (not Green) to save you any more embarassment over thinking Tom Green has ever heard of this site, let alone left comments on it. You're doing a poor job at answering to my accusations. For example: do you really think Tom Green posted that comment on this review? I've badgered you on that topic a couple times and you've conveniently left it alone. One might assume that you've hung your hopes on getting D-list celebrities to notice your site and therefore can't admit that it was just some dude trying to be clever (hot TRUTH coming through!). And really, that whole "this is the battle you choose?" nonsense is lending this situation more intensity than it requires. I mean, taking 10 minutes to get on the computer and make it rain truth on you isn't what I consider a battle (give me a T, give me a R, give me a U...). Jeez ("jeez" isn't a naughhty word, is it? I don't wanna get deleted), I guess I really am getting to you. Maybe you need a hobby.... I mean something besides watching movies and reviewing them, leave that to the pros (what come before Justice and the American way?). Well Ken, it's been a blast. Hope you have a good day. Tell the family I said "Hi", will ya? Whatcha up to this weekend? Let me know if you wanna meet up for a couple beers (or wine coolers, in your case). We can have Eva over for a slumber party and watch Tom Green movies (did he make more than one?). I can read to you to you two from the big book of TRUTH till you fall asleep and dream of lame comebacks for my comments. Oh I gotta hobby, Ken. Bothering the hell outta you! And I guess I’m doing a good enough job at it, considering the increasingly perturbed tone of your comments (TRUTH).
Really though, I’m certainly not massively offended. You’re kinda grasping at straws there Kenny. If you’re bothering to read my comments, you’d notice that I stated that I wasn’t a Tom Green fan-boy and this battle of the half-wits thing we got going on is more or less fun, as far as I’m concerned. Which further disproves your “massively offended” theory (TRUTH).
I figured I’d better specify that I am Tom (not Green) to save you any more embarassment over thinking Tom Green has ever heard of this site, let alone left comments on it. You’re doing a poor job at answering to my accusations. For example: do you really think Tom Green posted that comment on this review? I’ve badgered you on that topic a couple times and you’ve conveniently left it alone. One might assume that you’ve hung your hopes on getting D-list celebrities to notice your site and therefore can’t admit that it was just some dude trying to be clever (hot TRUTH coming through!).
And really, that whole “this is the battle you choose?” nonsense is lending this situation more intensity than it requires. I mean, taking 10 minutes to get on the computer and make it rain truth on you isn’t what I consider a battle (give me a T, give me a R, give me a U…). Jeez (“jeez” isn’t a naughhty word, is it? I don’t wanna get deleted), I guess I really am getting to you. Maybe you need a hobby…. I mean something besides watching movies and reviewing them, leave that to the pros (what come before Justice and the American way?).
Well Ken, it’s been a blast. Hope you have a good day. Tell the family I said “Hi”, will ya? Whatcha up to this weekend? Let me know if you wanna meet up for a couple beers (or wine coolers, in your case). We can have Eva over for a slumber party and watch Tom Green movies (did he make more than one?). I can read to you to you two from the big book of TRUTH till you fall asleep and dream of lame comebacks for my comments.

]]> By: JazzyJ http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43967 JazzyJ Wed, 24 Mar 2010 04:28:10 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43967 Isn't widdle Tommy (Not Green) so CUTE! Seriously -- this is the battle you choose? Wow. Someone getting massively offended over a Tom Green movie. Really, dude -- get a hobby. Isn’t widdle Tommy (Not Green) so CUTE!

Seriously — this is the battle you choose? Wow. Someone getting massively offended over a Tom Green movie. Really, dude — get a hobby.

]]> By: Tom (not Green) http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43955 Tom (not Green) Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:26:52 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43955 Oh, and when I wrote "YOU"RE reviews" and then ragged on you a little about typos, it wasn't a typo. I totally meant to do that as a way of illustrating how pointing out typos (started by you, remember) is obnoxious... especially if one is guilty of the same (again, looking at you here, Ken). So, it definitely wasn't a typo. My spelin is grate and the owny way I cood rite a typo is as a exampul of wut one loks like. Aww Ken, there's no foolin' you. It was a typo! So go ahead and point it out to make yourself feel smart. You deserve it big guy, after the truth bomb the just went off in your face!! Oh, and when I wrote “YOU”RE reviews” and then ragged on you a little about typos, it wasn’t a typo. I totally meant to do that as a way of illustrating how pointing out typos (started by you, remember) is obnoxious… especially if one is guilty of the same (again, looking at you here, Ken). So, it definitely wasn’t a typo. My spelin is grate and the owny way I cood rite a typo is as a exampul of wut one loks like.
Aww Ken, there’s no foolin’ you. It was a typo! So go ahead and point it out to make yourself feel smart. You deserve it big guy, after the truth bomb the just went off in your face!!

]]> By: Tom (not Green) http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43951 Tom (not Green) Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:25:32 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43951 Well allow me to Begg your pardon, you got me on the name thing. My only retort could be that you're not worth remembering. So should I go over all the typos in your reviews? Just read your Orca review and saw a bunch (but you didn't swear though. Good for you, sport). You seem to be taking great exception to my comments. A critic that can't handle criticism? You'll go far in this business, kiddo. And you seem to still think Tom Green saw fit to comment on this review. Well, I'm sure you'd be overjoyed if a D-list celebrity noticed your site or cared what you thought so I hate to burst your bubble but, you should be so lucky. And when did I say I was a Tom Green fan? You just assumed that. And you know what happens when you assume, right? Well, I can't tell you cause the answer has a naughty word and you'll delete it to protect everyone.... the last ditch effort of a pro-censorship MORON. I was gonna point out that I enjoy you're reviews (myriad typos and all) but, if you think I'm a moron, I guess it won't mean much (c'mon, and Rev DD isn't a moron? I mean, "I weep for humanity"? What is that all about?). Do you always insult your readership in such a fashion? Or just the ones who are critical of Eva? I think someone has a crush! Go on big guy, tell her how you feel. Oh, this is fun. Admit it Ken, you're enjoying this just a little. Atleast it means someone is bothering to read your reviews. Yeah, I know this was Eva's review but, it's seems just like one of yours in tone and style (yeah, I know, that's damning praise). So ease up on the hostility and accept the fact that every comment isn't going to be heaping praise on you and you'll come out of this alright. Well allow me to Begg your pardon, you got me on the name thing. My only retort could be that you’re not worth remembering. So should I go over all the typos in your reviews? Just read your Orca review and saw a bunch (but you didn’t swear though. Good for you, sport). You seem to be taking great exception to my comments. A critic that can’t handle criticism? You’ll go far in this business, kiddo.
And you seem to still think Tom Green saw fit to comment on this review. Well, I’m sure you’d be overjoyed if a D-list celebrity noticed your site or cared what you thought so I hate to burst your bubble but, you should be so lucky. And when did I say I was a Tom Green fan? You just assumed that. And you know what happens when you assume, right? Well, I can’t tell you cause the answer has a naughty word and you’ll delete it to protect everyone…. the last ditch effort of a pro-censorship MORON.
I was gonna point out that I enjoy you’re reviews (myriad typos and all) but, if you think I’m a moron, I guess it won’t mean much (c’mon, and Rev DD isn’t a moron? I mean, “I weep for humanity”? What is that all about?). Do you always insult your readership in such a fashion? Or just the ones who are critical of Eva? I think someone has a crush! Go on big guy, tell her how you feel.
Oh, this is fun. Admit it Ken, you’re enjoying this just a little. Atleast it means someone is bothering to read your reviews. Yeah, I know this was Eva’s review but, it’s seems just like one of yours in tone and style (yeah, I know, that’s damning praise). So ease up on the hostility and accept the fact that every comment isn’t going to be heaping praise on you and you’ll come out of this alright.

]]> By: Ken Begg http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43935 Ken Begg Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:24:52 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43935 I swear I'm not paying these guys to come here and make Tom Green and his fans look like morons. They just show up on their own! By the way, that thing where you misspell my name...that's <em>GOLD</em>. I swear I’m not paying these guys to come here and make Tom Green and his fans look like morons. They just show up on their own!

By the way, that thing where you misspell my name…that’s GOLD.

]]> By: Tom (not Green) http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43911 Tom (not Green) Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:13:25 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43911 Right on Ken. Your site, your rules. I, for one don't support censorship but, whatever turns your crank, buddy (and no, that's not meant to be lewd). I really don't feel like writting all of what I had to say, again. That was waaay too much truth for me to recall. I still think Eva doesn't need to resort to pulling the old "If you like this movie, you're stupid" style of movie reviewing. That's just lazy and insulting. And rooting for someone to blow their brains out is a tasteless as anything in Freddy Got Fingered. "Chill out, it's just a joke", you say? My point exactly. She had some comments to make about the lack of originality in Hollywood. Well, the same could be said abbout her review here (infact, I did say it, till it got deleted cause I used bad words), as it (still) seems to me that this review it total Bergg-worship. Maybe that's just the way things are done at Jabootu (I admit, I only just started checking this site out recently and this was the first non-Bergg review that I'd read) but, her style comes off like third-rate Bergg. Darn (see what you've reduced me to, Ken... "DARN"), the truth just finds a way of exposing itself (again, not being lewd). Maybe I should re-truth-ify this comment strand! Perhaps some other time though, as too much truth-ing saps my energy. Energy that could be used for more important things... like clipping my toenails. And, for the record, I've always thought my potty mouth was way more advanced than "childish". I mean, you never heard a kid come up with the stuff I say! And if you do, call the proper authorities. Really, do you not swear? If not, I'm sure your family is very, very proud of you. However, that in no way means you're better than people who do. I find censorship to be more unappealing than curse words, so in closing... NANNY-NANNY BOO-BOO! You're a stinky-pants fart-face and Eva's got cooties of the butt (now THAT'S childish... no swearing though)! Right on Ken. Your site, your rules. I, for one don’t support censorship but, whatever turns your crank, buddy (and no, that’s not meant to be lewd). I really don’t feel like writting all of what I had to say, again. That was waaay too much truth for me to recall.
I still think Eva doesn’t need to resort to pulling the old “If you like this movie, you’re stupid” style of movie reviewing. That’s just lazy and insulting. And rooting for someone to blow their brains out is a tasteless as anything in Freddy Got Fingered. “Chill out, it’s just a joke”, you say? My point exactly. She had some comments to make about the lack of originality in Hollywood. Well, the same could be said abbout her review here (infact, I did say it, till it got deleted cause I used bad words), as it (still) seems to me that this review it total Bergg-worship. Maybe that’s just the way things are done at Jabootu (I admit, I only just started checking this site out recently and this was the first non-Bergg review that I’d read) but, her style comes off like third-rate Bergg.
Darn (see what you’ve reduced me to, Ken… “DARN”), the truth just finds a way of exposing itself (again, not being lewd). Maybe I should re-truth-ify this comment strand! Perhaps some other time though, as too much truth-ing saps my energy. Energy that could be used for more important things… like clipping my toenails.
And, for the record, I’ve always thought my potty mouth was way more advanced than “childish”. I mean, you never heard a kid come up with the stuff I say! And if you do, call the proper authorities. Really, do you not swear? If not, I’m sure your family is very, very proud of you. However, that in no way means you’re better than people who do. I find censorship to be more unappealing than curse words, so in closing… NANNY-NANNY BOO-BOO! You’re a stinky-pants fart-face and Eva’s got cooties of the butt (now THAT’S childish… no swearing though)!

]]> By: Ken Begg http://jabootu.net/?p=571&cpage=1#comment-43524 Ken Begg Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:50:10 +0000 http://jabootu.net/?p=571#comment-43524 I deleted your comments because of your childish potty mouth. If you wish to repost them sans profanity, feel free. I deleted your comments because of your childish potty mouth. If you wish to repost them sans profanity, feel free.

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